This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.
(via entertain--myfaith)
This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.
(via entertain--myfaith)
Sweet, free printer
chaotic neutral
😂😂😂
(via fricken-heck)
“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”
Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.
(via bewbin)
(Source: weheartit.com, via jackswifefreda)
dad: whaddya got there, son
son: soy milk
dad: hola milk, soy tu padre
"I picked you over him. And I always told you that he was mean, and inconsiderate, and not worth my time. I told you he was wrong for me, because I never wanted you to worry that I’d go back. But the truth is, he was kind, and endearing, and adored me like no other. He was sweet and charming and never judgemental. He took me on dates and let me look at the stars as long as I wanted. But I still picked you. My heart chose you because it is you I was meant for. Because I loved you so much that every fault we had, every crack and twist and fall, was worth coming back to. You were never a second choice. I didn’t pick you because the other option was bad. I picked you because even when the other option was good, you were better. You were the wood to my flame, and I could never give up our fire."- hfdlkja
(via death-by-lulz)
me: *is constantly treating myself*
me: you know what? im gonna treat myself today
(via manda)
I hate that I just get random impulses to apologize. What am I apologizing for? I have no fucking idea but I sure as hell am sorry.
(via irrelephants)
(via death-by-lulz)
what i had to do today: lots of stuff
what i did today: nothing
how i feel: guilty
does this feeling make me wanna do something: no
"you told me you loved me once. at 2am, when you were drunk. “do you still love me when you’re sober?” i asked the next morning. but the same you wasn’t there. you were just sitting. staring. barely breathing. eventually, you parted your lips. “maybe”. you couldn’t even admit it to yourself. i guess i was worth that little that telling the truth never mattered."
